Special Agent K.007's
TOP SECRET DOSSIER
Profile of a Secret Agent
HAIR:  Dirty blond, in need of a fresh perm-----------------                  -------------       
EYES:  Blue, usually hidden by dark glasses.------------                     -----
NOSE:  About the size of a bratwurst------------------------                     -----
           You know..."Enormbenast"
MOUTH:  Bigger than anything else------------------------------                 ----------
HEIGHT:  Between  4'10"  and 5'5", depending on who you believe.
WEIGHT:  Around  120 pounds, unless he's recently eaten a box of Mozrtkugeln.
DRESS:  Like all good Agents, wears black---------------                       -------------       
BUTTONS:  Bears the emblem of the SOH---------------                      ----------  
              complete with little pyramids    
POCKETS:  Contain small, secret items-------------------                      ----------       
PAPERS:  Hitherto undioscovered music -------------------                      ----------       
STOCKINGS:  Run-proof ---------------------------------------------------          -----------------       
SHOES:  Gum-soled for walking carefully,
              buckles are disguised radio receivers -----------              ----------------- 
              Soles removable, containing small
              communications devices.  Where have we
              heard this before, pray ask?
BIRTHDATE: January 27, 1756  
    
NAMEDATE: October 31 in honor of St.Wolfgang of Gilgen.  Figures it would be on Halloween!

DATE OF DEATH:  Alledged to be December 5, 1795, the date in which he permenantly retired to  the field of secret service in the name of the Society of Horus.

BIRTHPLACE: Salzburg , Austria     

LAST SEEN (OFFICIALLY): Vienna, Austria

OCCUPATION: Pianist, violinist, composer, music teacher, entreprenuer, impressario

REAL OCCUPATION: A man of so many staggering talents that we cannot ennumerate them.

PARTICULAR SKILLS:  Foreign language profficiency, equestrian sports, bowling, billiards  sharp, card sharp, punster, dancer, fencer, marksman.  Good with dogs & birds.

VULNERABILITIES:  Equestrian sports, poetry, drawing, lousy jokes.  Big mouth.
Keeping himself mentally alert and physically fit at all times,  Agent K.007 is shown here, working out with friend and fellow countryman, Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Arnold found that working for the Society of Horus was a bit too precarious, in spite of his own great experience in fighting evil.

"Agent K.007 is just too good for me to compete with," Arnold has confessed with chagrin.

Nevertheless, Arnold remains on hand in case Agent K.007 ever has need of him. 
He'll
Be
Back!
COMING SOON  --  SOME OF K.007'S  SECRET EQUIPMENT REVEALED.
The character and likeness of Special Agent K.007 are the exclusive property of "Daisy Brambletoes".
All other text, original photos and original artwork by "Daisy Brambletoes"
are the property of
     Cheryl W. Duval and Off-Note-Productions. 
    They are not to be used without permission.
Art & photos by others, have been credited whenever possible.
The character and likeness of Agent K.007 is protected by US copyright
          and may not be used without written permission.
So There!


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Technically, the music playing is not my own -- but it makes great spy music, don't you think?